hickeys are beautiful because they are the only time a bruise results from love and affection rather than harm
I have some news from the bdsm community son
I SHOULD NOT HAVE LAUGHED AS HARD AS I DID.
Stand where you are, look around, and list whatever liquidy thing is closest to you. This is now your fanfic lube.
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THAT JUNK IN A LAVA LAMP
Nail polish remover
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ohhh man i just realized something
remember when kanaya read rose’s gamefaq and thought she was also a troll? when kanaya imagined rose, she looked like this:
rose’s horns fit the bill for perfect attractiveness. size, girth, no kinks, and they curve upward and slightly inward. kanaya imagined rose as absolutely gorgeous. <3
the facts of the matter are that rose is hotter than anyone ever, always, the end
Does natsus penis light on fire when he goes all fire dragon on someone’s ass?