tartatail:

Favorite Bromance: Gray [aka Hentai Bastard] & Natsu [aka Shitty Flamer]

Gajeel Redfox & Levy McGarden, Fairy Tail Ch.397 [x]

Gajeel Redfox & Levy McGarden, Fairy Tail Ch.397 [x]

lovemetoinfinity:

fancypancakes:

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

so true

ohimesamaa:

Fairy Tail + Text Posts pt. 1 // pt. 2

Inspired by all those other ones that keeping popping up on your dash.

Fairy Tail + Text Posts pt. 2 // pt. 1 

poorly-drawn-ft:

you know you need this on your blog.

poorly-drawn-ft:

you know you need this on your blog.

signless-highblood:

takeitlikeagoodgirl:

triplash:

johnrulestheworld:

hickeys are beautiful because they are the only time a bruise results from love and affection rather than harm

I have some news from the bdsm community son

I SHOULD NOT HAVE LAUGHED AS HARD AS I DID.

omfg

jackfrostsplushrump:

gamegeneral:

krystal-cage:

please just watch this

"It’s one second." I said
"It can’t possible be that great."
I was wrong.

can someone gif this so we can enjoy it on loop

Let’s play a game!

slybluedreamer:

kizamis-butt:

landofrosesandfire:

theblogismypenis:

consolecadet:

glumshoe:

foxberryblue:

Stand where you are, look around, and list whatever liquidy thing is closest to you. This is now your fanfic lube.

TURPENTINE.

LIGHTER FLUID

axe hair paste

honey

THAT JUNK IN A LAVA LAMP

Nail polish remover

Fabreeze air effects autumn harvest addition

godtie:

DO YOU HAVE SHORT HAIR??

IS YOUR SHORT HAIR STRAIGHT AND DOESNT HAVE VOLUME?

DO YOU WANT VOLUPTUOUS WAVY HAIR LIKE ALL THOSE OTHER CUTE KIDS WITH SHORT HAIR?

DO YOU WANT HAIR LIKE THOSE CUTE ASS PICTURES OF ME ABOVE THIS?

THEN BOY DO I HAVE THE PRODUCT FOR YOU

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THIS SHIT IS THE GODDAMN BEES KNEES

FOR LONG HAIR IT MAKES THAT SHIT ALL WAVY BUT DAMN CAN THIS BE USED FOR SHORT HAIR. IT GIVES IT TEXTURE. IT GIVES IT VOLUME. IT MAKES IT GODDAMN WAVY AND BEAUTIFUL.

BEST WAY TO DO IT? TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE BED, SPRAY THIS SHIT ALL UP IN YOUR HAIR, BLOWDRY THAT SHIT TILL ITS ALL DRY WITH YOUR HEAD UPSIDEDOWN, THEN SLEEP ON THAT MOTHER FUCKER LIKE NO ONES BUSINESS. THE MORE BED HEAD THE BETTER.

WAKE UP AND TAME THAT SHIT WITH YOUR FINGERS. YOURE GOOD TO GO FOR THE DAY FRIEND AND YOUR HAIR WILL LOOK FLAWLESS AND WAVY ALL GODDAMN DAY CONGRATS

BEST PART? THIS SHIT IS LIKE $5.

(THIS COMPANY ALSO MAKES A DAMN GOOD DRY SHAMPOO FOR THE DAYS WHERE YOU JUST DONT WANNA SHOWER BUT YOUR HAIR LOOKS GREASY AS FUCK. THIS COMPANY IS THE SHIT SO FAR AND I WANNA TRY MORE OF THEIR PRODUCTS AND PLAN TO.)

prospitans:

meowvgonspengler

ohhh man i just realized something

remember when kanaya read rose’s gamefaq and thought she was also a troll? when kanaya imagined rose, she looked like this:

rose’s horns fit the bill for perfect attractiveness. size, girth, no kinks, and they curve upward and slightly inward. kanaya imagined rose as absolutely gorgeous. <3

the facts of the matter are that rose is hotter than anyone ever, always, the end

Does natsus penis light on fire when he goes all fire dragon on someone’s ass?